Joel I Swear to God Joel You Better Not Be Downloading Boobs Again Joel.

1 of Joel's almost famous gags is his Windows Devastation streams, which every bit the title would tell you, has Joel doing absolutely horrible things to various operating systems starting from Window XP so on. Usually, Joel would commencement it by doing something tame, like installing toolbars from dubious sites and diverse free antivirus and optimizers, which of course always crusade the problems they ostensibly ready. It got worse from there, and he always finishes off the devastation process with a bang by rendering the operating systems inoperable through various things, like deleting System32 or installing user-made software that will swiftly destroy the Bone without giving him any hazard to recover from it, like Bonzify et cetera.

To those concerned that Joel might exist doing real impairment to actual hardware that he spent money on: Don't worry, these wanton displays of digital violence are always done on virtual machines; no bodily computers were harmed in the production of these streams.

Get hither for the residual of Joel'south funny moments.

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    Windows XP

• Windows XP Destruction, the one that started it all. Joel performs admittedly horrible things on Windows XP such as pumping it with dubious toolbars all while reliving the yonder days of 2002. Don't worry guys, information technology's a virtual automobile.
• There's also his reaction to the porn site that popped up right subsequently installing the infamous adware program BonziBUDDY.

  Joel: "Naked ladies"?! No—HAHAHAHAHA!! WHAHAHAHAT?! No, I don't call up I wanna—(cracks upwards, closes the tab) YES! Information technology BEGINS!

  • While actually searching for BonziBuddy, Joel listens to a MIDI of "Raining Blood".

  Joel: Now, I can't tell if it's a Slayer solo, or my computer screaming in agony as I'm downloading this.

• Opening Paint and drawing a picture of a deformed Yoshi and Mario on meth, all while listening to "In The Terminate".

  When Mario started—STOPPED using mushrooms, he went for meth instead. So he's got bad teefffffffffff.

  Close! Upward! Jesus, urgh! God, I tin't stand it, even ironically!

• His YouTube Poop.
• Any time Joel impersonates Fred Durst, heard often during the full stream of the Windows XP destruction.
• He opens Pigment and recounts the time when, at school, ane of his classmates would always open up Pigment and depict a penis on every figurer in the room.

  And I swear to God, our fuckin' teacher said: WHO'S BEEN Cartoon DICKS ?

• The ending of the montage. Oh God, the ending.

  1999-2014

    Windows 7 Destruction

Perhaps the Windows 7 Devastation Stream might exist one of the most memed-on contender among his other Windows Destruction streams.

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• Once again, he downloads BonziBUDDY and it fails to run, leading Joel to praise technology's advocacy...

  Joel: I call up... BonziBUDDY.. doesn't work on Windows 7... This is the all-time thing ever! ...Hallelujah! Applied science did information technology—did, similar, go forward!

  • ...Until he runs it equally an administrator... and so BonziBUDDY works. Because OSes before Vista/7 ever ran everything every bit admin past default.

  Joel: FFFFFFAAAACKGHHH!! <headdesk, quiet sobbing> why... why did I take to practice that?

• Joel opening his stream while he's streaming.
• The CursorMania program, which gives you a big set of decorative cursors, including one of Jesus and one of the Pope.
• From the total stream, his reaction to a certain toolbar:

  Joel: "Bad Ass Mafia Toolbars". ... I'1000 pitiful?

• Joel's story of the time he got a poorly done desktop stripper on his former PC. And his dad'southward resultant vehement disappointment.
  • The fact that Joel'southward dad asked him if he "downloaded boobs over again" implies that Joel already did it and got defenseless at to the lowest degree once before.
• The opening lines of the video really gear up the tone for what's to come:

  Joel: When I was five or vi years old, I asked my dad, "Dad, what is technology?" And my dad goes, "It's magic, Joel. It'due south magic." Ever since that day, trivial Joel was never the same.

  • It gets even funnier, albeit in hindsight: Joel's dad must've been taking cues from Strong Bad.
• Joel tries to install an incredibly sketchy-looking "complimentary smiley toolbar" program, which ultimately doesn't work. He nonetheless manages to take some fun mocking the typos, guilt-tripping, and very questionable imagery in the installer. But the best part comes when the installer asks him if he tin can fill out a survey on their website. He clicks the link and is taken to an fault page. Joel immediately bursts into laughter.

  Joel: (reading) "Ahhh ,Dont Stop , Keep Injecting Me Those Smileys !!! I Beloved It !!!" (shakes his Burning Super Death Sword cursor while talking) If you're ill, if yous're already sick with smileys, then why are y'all taking more than?! Fifty-fifty mom, even mom, would understand there is something wrong! Even mom!

• The amusingly terrible Scary Monsters and Dainty Sprites MIDI. Co-ordinate to Joel, information technology "sounds like farting into a bathtub".
  • And prior to that, the "Darude — Sandstorm" MIDI. It's far slower and...

    Joel: It's similar some sort of reggae version. Yeah mon! Yah mon, smoke da 'erb!

• He installs a program that puts a three-frame animated Christmas tree on his desktop. All he can say after seeing information technology:

  Joel: Look at information technology! Information technology'south the worst matter e'er!

• Then there'due south the Softonic woman and her butchered pronunciation of the word 'tutorials'. A lady with an otherwise perfect American accent butchers the pronunciation of an English word that the Swedish Joel, who's the only streamer not from an English language-speaking state, catches her on.

  Softonic lady: On Softonic, you'll discover software descriptions with the most relevant information about the program, as well as screenshots...

  Joel: Screenshots?

  Softonic lady: And video tutorals.

  Joel: Tu.. tu... WHAT DID You... tu... "tutorals"?! "Too-As well-ROLLS"?!

  • The beginning of her speech communication is peppered with genuine cries of protest from Joel.

    Softonic Lady: Softonic: now bachelor on your PC!

    Joel: No!

    Softonic Lady: Let'southward kickoff using the application!

    Joel: No!

    Softonic Lady: Do you know what software you're looking for?

    Joel: No!

  • The fact that they're proud of scanning their software with over xxx antivirus programs.

  Softonic lady: To guarantee that our programs are virus-costless, nosotros scan them with more than 30 antivirus engines.

  Joel: Xxx?! Ane is not plenty?!

  • Joel waving Bonzi around and causing the Softonic vocalism file to finish and stutter.
  • The endmost line:

    Softonic lady: Softonic for Windows! The easiest way to discover—

    Joel: To destroy your PC!

• "Oh my God, look at my roll bar, it'due south like a whole Twinkie!"

    Windows 8 Destruction

And at present for 2015, Windows eight Destruction, featuring such questionable programs every bit desktop butterflies, MyFelix, and an endless array of questionable PC optimization programs.

• Information technology begins with Joel commenting on the user-unfriendly layout of Windows 8's start menu, proverb that it may as well be his fastest devastation video. The atmospheric condition app prompts him to enter a location, to which Joel responds typing in "Hell". And so he chooses Hell, Michigan... and information technology promptly displays a "No data available" error message.
• After the Nightmare Fuel that was Felix the Cat for the Sega Genesis, Joel goes looking for him by searching up "Felix the Desktop Cat". Instead, he finds the mascot for Felix Cat Nutrient in the Britain, in the form of a "desktop toy" programme, and downloads that. Felix does nothing but yowl occasionally and glitch violently, scaring Joel several times throughout the stream.
• Joel throws John Cena'southward theme into an MP3-to-MIDI converter; it does a thing, so another thing. The result sounds like a cat playing a piano.

  Joel: Felix, have you been fucking with my pianoforte?

  • Even funnier is the comment at the lesser of the folio:
• Three words: Vaporwave Limp Bizkit.
  • Three more words: Nightcore Limp Bizkit. Joel even paints over an epitome of Fred Durst to brand him an 'anime girl'!

    Joel: And God was dead.

• The end of the start stream where Joel acts out the hypothetical possibility of his devout Christian father finding gay porn on his PC.

  Joel: (as his dad) Joel? Joel!? Why is at that place MEAT on my DESKTOP, Joel!? Have YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING TICKS!?

• Joel'south opinion on what are the "all-time" MP3 files? The ones that are actually .mp3.EXE files that install malware.

  Joel: I listen to EXE files!

• One of the programs he ends up downloading from such a file is called "MediaDrug".
  • Then, we become "gin and juice.exe", which incites Joel to raucously express mirth and ultimately find it hard to breathe through cackling.
• "Windows 4 Seniors".
• Joel reminisces about You Are An Idiot.
• Afterwards on, he creepo calls the tech support number on the questionable PC Optimizer Pro. The whole telephone call has to be heard to be believed.
• Joel imagines ''Gin and Juice'' to exist a kids testify.
• Equally a one thousand finale, he runs a file chosen "videoxxx.avi.exe". Guess what happens... If you guessed "Russian ransomware that overwrites the main boot record", you win! The aforementioned ransomware was examined past pop ransomware investigator rogueamp most a yr earlier the stream, meaning that for some viewers this was And Knowing Is One-half the Boxing.

    Windows 10 Devastation

For his 2016 charity stream, Joel took a scissure at destroying Windows 10, with such highlights as browsing various WikiHow articles, visiting a forum dedicated to water ice-chewing (with detail attention paid to a thread discussing the freezing of "milk"), and getting roasted by Cortana. To go into more particular and context...

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• Not long after Joel begins searching for (fake) antivirus programs, he gets an advertizing with a popup that says "Yous'll have sex this evening".
  • In the highlights video, the theme song of The Price Is Right plays when that popup appears.
• For some reason, Joel finds Windows Police Pro to be hilarious.
  • Another antivirus plays pig squeals when it "finds" viruses simply like Kaspersky used to, which also makes Joel lose information technology.
• Joel browsing WikiHow:
  • An article has an image with a deport oddly making a derpy, happy confront.
  • One of the WikiHow articles that Joel institute was "How to brood Syrian Hamsters". He laughs uncontrollably, and some of the viewers wondered if Joel would go banned for technically showing hamster porn.
• The highlights video formerly featured dramatic music as Joel makes the discovery that Cortana is basically Bonzi Buddy. Sadly, the contempo revision of the highlight cutting skips through the music to avert copyright infringement.
  • His reaction mail Mini-Freak Out is pretty gilded besides.
  • Looking closely during this reveals there'south a tab open up with "Internet Explorer Anime" open!
  • He sure has fun playing with her but specifically Joel asking Cortana for "Minecraft sex porn" and immediately regretting his decision.
  • What'south even funnier is that Joel was frantically trying to close Cortana's search results most probable considering he didn't want to get banned for showing porn on stream. The search result was simply an excerpt of Minecraft's Wikipedia folio.
  • Joel talking to Cortana in Swedish, who interprets what he'due south saying as "Will do afterward sushi coming home in the area with this car feels like y'all?"
    • What was the meaning of the swedish he spoke? "Do you want to eat fermented baltic herring on my erotic ugly dick?".
• At one signal, Joel watches a few videos on "instant money" systems, and keeps insisting during 1 of them that one dollar is enough to satisfy him. Later on on, he shows another video of this ilk, but cropped in such a style that the corporeality of money shown is cropped to one dollar.

  Joel: I... swear to fuck, more of this shit??

• In the tertiary function, Joel is browsing a selection of malware programs (mainly electronic mail worms) provided by danooct1, merely for the computer to bluish screen before he has the risk to actually run any of them.
• The finale of the stream can easily be considered one of the most hilarious Joel moments to grace Vinesauce history. He decided to download the "MEMZ.exe" trojan horse by Leurak, showcased earlier by famous malware researcher danooct1 in his Viewer-Made Malware series, not expecting much to happen. When he runs the program, he sees a Notepad message from MEMZ, challenge to have taken over the reckoner and that ending the process would merely speed upward the inevitable death of the estimator. Joel takes this as a challenge, and the results need to be seen to exist believed. How does the trojan respond? Information technology launches all sorts of Google searches via Chrome, including how to impale yourself, downloads of Minecraft Hax (sic), how to create your own malware, and how to get rid of the MEMZ program. Thanks to the later payloads, such as color inversion, random error icons all over the screen, message boxes asking "Withal using the calculator?", culminating with a Droste consequence achieved via BitBlt, making the whole lightshow easily comparable to Vinny'south corruption streams. Joel freaks out, so restarts the calculator... only to see that the computer has been completely hijacked. As showcased by danooct1 before, the virus overwrites the MBR, inserting a message from the MEMZ trojan ("Your computer has been trashed by the MEMZ trojan. Now savor the Nyan Cat..."), then playing a Nyan Cat animation. Due to Joel using a virtual automobile, the extra Nyan Cat theme is inaudible due to being made to play via BIOS speaker. And the initial message is true, as the MBR overwrite payload is executed before said message is shown. And to whoever had watched danooct1's video, Dramatic Irony was in full outcome the whole time. "Windows 10 Destruction" indeed!
  • Merely as the virus hits its height, Windows merely so shows an alert that it has detected it and that the calculator may be at risk.
• The post-Destruction stream is too one-act golden. After dealing with the MEMZ virus, Joel was sent VineMEMZ, a modified diverseness of MEMZ, to examination out. Joel accepts the offer, and he's forced to accept a trip downwardly memory lane. The customized trojan has similar effects to the original, simply they're changed to be based off of Joel's previous destruction streams and other Vinesauce Joel-derived memes. He's hit with a bombardment of memes that he himself had spawned, including a agglomeration of crappy MIDI files (most prominently a Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites MIDI from an earlier destruction stream), clips of his own voice, a crude cartoon of a penis (complete with a "Who's been drawing dicks?!" soundbite), which had many a viewer wondering if Joel would get banned for having a giant penis on his screen, and Softonic. The searches that the program makes include "FUCK BEES", "Snow Halation", and various MIDI file converters. The best is saved for terminal, withal, as Joel is forced to deal with his "worst enemy" past the trojan. Said enemy? Bonzi Buddy! Joel gets fix to apply him one more time, but earlier he can search something, Bonzi is automatically shut down, with the caption "Rest in piss, forever miss" accompanying Bonzi'south demise. The computer crashes to a BSOD, and when information technology turns back on, Joel is greeted with the MBR code displaying a twisted parody of the "vii Thousand DAD" title screen, showing Unmasked Felix with the title "0 Grand Dead" as a double reference to Joel'southward bootleg game streams. In a rather touching twist, the title screens says the post-obit bulletin: "Thanks Joel for your awesome Streams!"

    Windows Vista Destruction

For 2017, Joel decided to take a stab at that one odd version of Windows betwixt XP and 7; yes, information technology's time for the dreaded Windows Vista.

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• Right off the bat, Joel manages to make his virtual machine crash past merely playing solitaire. (He was aware of this issue beforehand, however.)
  • Toward the stop of the stream, Joel attempts to load solitaire again to deliberately crash the VM. It doesn't piece of work, and Joel just shuts information technology off instead. Shortly later on restarting the virtual machine, it blue screens anyhow.
• Joel goes looking for a 'PC Cleaner' website, and ends upwardly on Witt Clean, a kitchen company's website. He doesn't realise that he's in that location until he asks where he tin can download anything on the website, recognises the brand name and then immediately laughs.
• Every bit a follow-up to the ice chewing forum from last year, Joel surfaces another forum dealing with a rather specific customs; men'south long hair. One thread'south purpose is to announce that a person with a waist-length ponytail was doing skilful on Bike of Fortune the previous night.
• One of the antivirus programs Joel installs, Protegent, even has a mascot — which is literally an orange recolor of Wyatt from Super Why!. But then Joel finds one of the video advertisements the visitor had made, which gives said mascot an unexpectedly deep vocalisation.

  Joel: Protegent sounds similar a dental creme...for your donkey...

• The background Joel picks for his computer, which is a loving cup patterned with Usagi Tsukino asking for marijuana.
• Joel experimenting with MIDI soundfonts, finding particular entertainment in ane that's literally just gunshot noises. He later mentions once again how the iconic Seinfeld theme was created using MIDI soundfonts, and tries to recreate information technology to the best of his ability with the exact same soundfonts that the theme used...

  Joel: (laughs hysterically at hearing gunshots playing) I FORGOT I HAD Ready IT TO "GUN"! KRAMER, NO! KRAMER, NOOO! (breaks down laughing)
  (Cut to some time later, with him showing the file set up to 400 beats per infinitesimal)
  Joel: Kramer goes to state of war! COSTANZA, NO!
  (That image of Costanza, edited to await like he'southward holding a minigun, starts shaking around the screen as the track plays)
  Closed Captioning: *Machine gun rendition of the Seinfeld theme*

  • For added entertainment, the unofficial highlight reel adds gifs of Kramer shooting up dozens of people as the MIDIs play.
  • Subsequently, Joel tries to utilize his MIDI experiments to the output of the MP3-to-MIDI converter. The Crewman Moon theme rendered with gun sound furnishings must be heard to be believed.
  • The gunshot rendition of the Crewman Moon theme manages to become doubly funny when you remember that the titular Crewman Senshi was originally going to be packing estrus.
• Leurak one time again provides a grand finale for Act I entitled "Bonzify", in which Bonzi Buddy seeks revenge. ^note Information technology changes almost every icon to Bonzi Buddy, the entire right cavalcade of the Kickoff bill of fare is relabeled with "Hello, Expand Dong", and then information technology repeatedly spawns Windows fault letters with all the text changed to "Bonzi was here, as well as Phone call-Back-laden message boxes with lines such as "It's hip to fuck bees", "Succ is expressionless" and "'Lemon' mixed with 'Milk'", etc. Fifty-fifty the proper noun of the search engine in Internet Explorer is renamed "Succ Me".
• On the 2d office of the stream, Joel finally acknowledges how Protegent's mascot is a Super Why knock-off, and likewise unearths more videos from their YouTube channel — such every bit a very bad rap video.
• Joel finds an "interesting" fangame known as New Super Mario Forever 2015, which had downright bizarre animations for Mario, and text-to-speech vox acting for Princess Peach.
• Joel tries numerous alleged PC speed-up software sites, until he finds ane where an unconvincing stock paradigm of an erstwhile beautiful man that praises the program is displayed. Joel finds that the website downright says that the customer isn't actually real, leading him to declare his belief that such vendors lure in clueless grannies using pictures of handsome men of their age.
  • Said discovery results in Joel deciding to scan iStockPhoto — a site which, as its proper noun suggests, is full of stock images, on a search for pictures of doctors he could use equally spokespeople for questionable PC utilities. Ane image he finds when looking upwardly doctors giving thumbs up is of a medico with no face.

  Joel: I would recommend a daily dosage of [ Blackness Speech ]. I would say it'southward very expert for headache relief, it helps everything. I'one thousand gonna prescribe you lot 20 CCs of [ Black Spoken language ].

  • Another highlight from the visit to iStockPhoto is i photograph of a shrugging businessman.
• Joel finishes off part 2 by running the NotPetya ransomware; at one point, he besides plays the aforementioned Protegent rap over it.
• The 3rd function features a literal instance of Windows Destruction, via an awarding that lets you damage your desktop with virtual weapons.
• I of the toolbars has a conditions example set to Yonkers, New York, which Joel envisions as a medieval RPG hamlet.

  Joel: Yeah, become this, Yonkers? Is Yonkers a real place? That sounds like a made up, uh, sounds similar a medieval office-playing game village. [in a wizard phonation] Yeah, get the Crystal of Strength from Yonkers, the village of the elves!

• Joel comes across a mysterious game titled "Tim Allen's Sexy Strip Poker". ^note Information technology's another program created by Leurak. It's like to Bonzify, except with pictures of Tim Allen, and replacing text strings with "AEUHHH?". Only, when he reboots the VM, he has a Felix the Cat moment ... followed immediately by a BSOD, causing him to break out in laughter.

    Windows 98 Destruction

For its 20th anniversary in 2018, Joel revisits Windows 98.

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• The fun truly begins one time Joel begins experimenting with ViaVoice, an old speech recognition program developed past IBM.
  • Firstly, it uses a Microsoft Agent character for its tutorial (a talking pencil), which draws firsthand comparisons to Bonzi Buddy.
  • Its accuracy ends upward beingness hit or miss. His outset attempt at using information technology in the included discussion processor goes off the rails quickly

    "how it to crush its act shall come across at the plummet volition know information technology doesn't know what what was the thing with all out a halt all beets and shall we do know it doesn't know what non played with the ball and he had been date of the ball. To sleep in their Business firm Windows98 all-time organisation"

• At one point, Joel too uses the playback function in the word processor to directly compare the sound input to the text. It similarly goes southward quickly, and gets very choppy and distorted the moment he starts yelling into the mic.
  • "Ｌ　Ｕ　Ｉ　Ｇ　Ｉ．"
  • The text string produced by Joel's first endeavour is funny in its ain correct for how far information technology goes off the rail afterward Joel began attempting his impressions:
• Joel then tries to apply the software once more, with similar results.
  • "Oh Mama Mia, LUIGI'S Boozer AGAIN!"
• Joel is sent the file to a game called "Twister Ice Fun" (a game that's little more than an advertisement for the water ice cream Twister), with the sender writing nothing but "FUCK YOU JOEL" in the accompanying email. He speedily regrets going into the "Twister Zone" when the game launches with a Slovak commercial for Twister that, for whatever reason, is Earth-shatteringly loud.
  • "Hrát. Hrát. Skok. Welcome to Hrát."
  • Joel, for the fun of it, tries to launch it again in several new windows. This time, all the same, he gets a beep and some loud crackling/static sounds. Then his virtual automobile blueish-screens. Then the game loads anyway , producing a deadline apocalyptic cacophony of noise.

    Joel: "N-no, get abroad!-"

    Joel: Guys, that might actually exist the loudest thing I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.

• While not officially branded equally part of the Windows 98 Devastation, Joel fumbling around trying to get his re-create of The Sims 3 to run on the same VM ends up becoming destruction. At one indicate, Joel misinterprets a dialog calling for a specific DirectX version or Windows NT iv SP4 (a completely different Os) and actually tried to install a service pack for a completely different OS on Windows 98. He doesn't end upward doing then, but he does have fun poking at some of the files.

  Windows cannot connect to GOD.

    Vine Os Destruction

In 2019, Joel shows the VineOS, a Windows XP build with some Vinesauce and PCRF logos scattered through the Os itself.

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• As usual, he starts up by installing unpopular antiviruses and PC Optimizer clones through Softonic and Softpedia.
  • He too installs various search toolbars, near every 1 of them using the same homepage frontend and Google as Search bar.
• Through chat decisions, Joel tried to install Roblox hacks... without actually having the Roblox game itself.
• From one, of his multiple PC Optimizers installed:

  Joel: Your system status: BAD.

  • Afterward blaming the program about installing multiple toolbars, antiviruses and PC Optimizers in background:

    Joel: (laughing) Your arrangement status is Skillful now! Okay well, cheers! It only felt guilty!

• A new impersonation was also washed by him: During his moment through a German program, he did a German language impersonation as if such was spoken by Yoda.
• Past opening some folders in his Desktop, Joel sees some Nintendo Browsers fabricated past MediaBrowser for utilize with some Nintendo websites ranging from Nintendo 64 through GameCube. From the Mario Lawn tennis one:

  Joel: This is the secret of downloading shit software. You don't demand mod Firefox, you lot need Mario Tennis Browser.

  • Due for the browser's code being based on Net Explorer v, most websites don't work with it anymore. With the exception of one: Bing.
  • He also installs some programs from more 10 years ago, such as CCleaner, a 2005 version of Norton Antivirus and older versions of Winamp and ZSNES. Just a expected certain program was not expected: HyperCam2. By recording his audio from Sound Recorder and typing on Notepad, he did a standard HyperCam2 video, straight from the realms of 2008-12 era YouTube:

    WELCAM TO MY TUORTIA

    TODAY I Volition Evidence U

    HOW TO MAXIMUM VIRBUS

    YODA CAME IN

    AND STOLE MY GAMES

    IF U Want TO DOWNLOAD FREE

    PLEASE HIT ME UP

    ON MYSPACE COOL BEANS :)

    PS HOMEWORK SUCKZ!!!11111111111111111

    • And at trying to stop screen recording:

    PS HHELP

    :((((

  • The stream continues by installing more older programs such as Netscape, KaZaA Lite, LimeWire and Napster.
• From his MIDI binder previously seen on his Shareware Madness streams, he plays a MIDI version of DuckTales theme on Winamp, bringing his incident at the PC version of Desert Omnibus.
• Equally for the thousand finale, Leurak hits the stop of stream with a surprise .bat file for Joel. The Bone starts being corrupted on the screen, freezing the perfomance many times. Until it goes BSOD and... DOSert Bus, a version of Desert Bus made for MS-DOS past Leurak itself boots upwards. Joel had a pick of playing it for eight hours, notwithstanding, due to the charity schedule, he decided to give up and... He ducked upwardly. Again. ^Annotation Interesting enough, the staff gyre of Vinesauce is Promise 2019 featured ane bus on the desert while the Moon music from DuckTales: Remastered beingness played in background.

  Game Over.

  This computer is now destroyed.

  The last thing it will display is this message.

    Longhorn Devastation

• Joel going full on apeshit Swede manner after seeing a Lidl advertizing on YouTube while browsing for totally not simulated shitty antivirus videos is truly a sight to behold.

    Miscellanous

• Joel's get-go endeavour at destroying Windows 98. Ane highlight of note is his attempts at downloading BonziBUDDY ultimately falling apart because BonziBUDDY is too new to piece of work on 98. He later does a proper i in 2018.
  • Joel tapping into immature Joel gives us this nonsense:

    Joel (snapping into young Joel): Hingy dirty dorgy dorgy!

  • While Joel declares this attempt at destroying Windows 98 to be a bust, he does finish the organisation off by deleting system32. Afterward that, he tries the Deltree command on the root of the C drive, which ends up deleting everything.

    Invalid system disk. Replace the deejay, and press any key.

• By pop demand, Joel takes a crack at destroying a Mac. It turns out to be harder than with Windows, but he manages to find a style. He also plays the game Lose/Lose, which deleted several files on the reckoner earlier crashing.

  Joel: Residuum in peace, Mac. I will never touch you lot again.

• Joel's get-go attempt at destroying Linux is on the infamous Red Star Os. You lot heard that right; the Linux-based Bone for North Korean domestic use.
  • Right off the bat, Joel mentions that there's over two 1000 electronic mail telling him to do the destruction on said Os under 1 status; never hooked it up to the Internet. He did.

    Joel: I similar to live dangerously.

  • Joel explores the wallpaper selection and slowly giggles when he discovers the bizarre assortment of wallpapers the OS have. Highlights including a poorly photoshopped arms brigade in some snowy woods and a surreal photoshopped paradigm of a field with tractor engines.

    Joel: I don't know virtually you guys, but it's like watching a fake epitome, i don't know. Information technology'southward similar the perspective is wrong, it's uncanny!

  • Despite saying that he likes to alive dangerously, the actual 'devastation' is consisting of just him opening various writing tools similar notepad and sticky notes that only says "hi i'm joel and i like dainty things" like Joel is begging for his life in a gunpoint.
  • At one bespeak, Joel went on a panic after discovering a binder named "Drop Box", disruptive a network sharing specifics with the cloud file hosting site.
  • Joel decided to supersede the current wallpaper with a high resolution motion picture of Luigi. Merely because he's selecting the tiled selection, the paradigm appears as if Luigi's peeking at Joel'due south desktop, much to his chagrin.
  • Afterwards, Joel went on infinitely copying a video of Gachimuchi on the desktop until the process was terminated since he had no permission to access the file.

    Joel: Oh no, oh no, oh no *laughing* oh no, there'southward likewise many Gachimuchi on my desktop.

  • The end of the stream has Joel accessing the Os from the root file, and he uses a specific command to substantially delete well-nigh every component of the Bone akin of deleting the system32 for Windows. At first, Joel didn't find whatsoever deviation until the UI disappears and nothing loads properly. Joel then reboots the OS, but to be greeted by the Os failed to boot properly and rebooting infinitely, again and over again.

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